In The Wrong Hands

Goblin: Wot’s dat ya’ got der’?

Orc: Oi’ ya git!  Tuch mah stunty book an’ yerz gunna getz da big stomp.

Goblin: Dat’z no stunty book ya haz der’!  It ain’t gotz da stunty scratches on it.  Dabitz iz goin’ ta wantz dat.

Orc: Dabitz ain’t ‘ere.  So dis books iz mine!

Goblin: I iz goin’ ta tell Dabitz on ya’ Madgor!

Madgor: If’n ya’ goez an’ blabz ta Dabitz I iz gunna stomp yaz.

Hibbler: Yuz can try it! Yuz’ll neva’ ketch Hibbler Hotfoot!

Madgor: Waaaghhh!  I iz gunna stomp yaz good!

Hibbler: Yuz ain’t neva’ goin’ ta getz –

Madgor: DA BIG STOMPZ!!

Hibbler: – graaaaaah!!!… –

Goblin: Madgor!  Wipe dat git off yer bootz and bring ta me dat book ya haz.

Madgor: I found dis book!  It’z MINE!! If’n yaz don’t go runnin’ off I iz gunna stomp yaz too!  I don’ care if’n ya’ iz Dabitz or no.

Dabitz: Puniez da Filthwrought wantz all da bookz an’ wordz offa dem stunties.  Da yuz want me ta plink yuz in da noggin?  If’n so, I can haz ya fed ta mah squigs afta’.

Madgor: Grrr…  Fine, ya kan haz dis book.  If’n I eva’ getz da chance, I iz gunna stomp yaz so hard!  I iz gunna stomp yaz and den stomp ya squigs!

Dabitz: Ya can haz Hibbler’s share of da lootz.  He ain’t gonna needz it now.

Madgor: …

Dabitz: Da ladz had no clue wot dey had in der grimy mitz.  Puniez said dis was a special book.  Gik!  Eat dis.  I iz gonna get it bakz latah.

Cornelius: The thought of conceding myself to the bowels of this squig are beyond tolerance.  I pray Sigmar’s grace finds you, Thrangis…

– Cornelius, Long-forgotten Celestial Wizard of Azyr

 

[side note: It’s Madgor Bigstomp if you are curious]

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